Gov. Ron DeSantis lately signed Florida’s “Parental Rights in Schooling” Home Invoice 1557 into regulation amid a firestorm of controversy. The Onion solutions widespread questions in regards to the laws, which opponents have termed the “Don’t Say Homosexual” invoice.
Q: What does the invoice do?
A: Offers the one good academics nonetheless left within the Florida faculty system the ultimate push they wanted to turn out to be accountants.
Q: Who sponsored this laws?
A: Rep. Erin Grall, who as soon as acquired lower off in visitors by a automobile with a bumper sticker that learn, “I’d Reasonably Be Educating Kids About LGBTQ Points.”
Q: What about kids who've already been uncovered to discussions on sexual orientation and gender id?
A: They're irreversibly tainted and should be eradicated.
Q: Did DeSantis help the invoice to assist a future presidential run?
A: It’s deeply cynical to suppose he wouldn’t signal it purely to punish homosexual folks.
Q: Can residents nonetheless say “homosexual” as a slur?
A: By all means!
Q: May this invoice’s passage have ramifications in different states?
A: Texas is admittedly fairly embarrassed they didn’t consider it first.
Q: Is this sort of laws uncommon?
A: Sure, usually it’s tacked onto a spending invoice.
Q: Isn’t this a violation of free speech?
A: The First Modification truly solely protects comparisons of minor inconveniences to historic atrocities.
Q: Why are proponents of the invoice speaking a lot about “grooming”?
A: It’s what number of Republican lawmakers get their wives.