So I lately received a beautiful shock from my unusual and gifted buddies at TEA PARTY OF THE DAMNED, as a result of they despatched me a photograph of an unbelievable interpretation of my Damaged e-book cowl, after which I used to be even extra shocked as a result of they have been like, “WE’RE SENDING IT TO YOU” and the wonderful workforce at Nowhere Bookshop was even extra shocked as a result of they at all times open my mail in case there’s one thing in there that may go dangerous and that’s why they opened up a bundle to discover a field of sudden lifeless possum.
Some individuals may suppose this was some kind of risk they usually have been barely involved as a result of “SOMEONE SENT YOU A MUMMIFIED ROADKILL POSSUM IN A DRESS” and admittedly that was a little bit regarding to me too as a result of I've a number of moral taxidermy however I don’t suppose I've something mummified and I puzzled briefly if it received moist if it may come again to life (as a result of I truly do have a buddy with a pet possum that’s lovely), however then I remembered science and figured that in all probability wouldn’t work.
Then the Nowhere workforce pulled out a small sculpted beastie they usually have been like, “Grasp on. That is you out of your e-book cowl. We simply didn’t acknowledge you as a result of this possum doesn’t have pockets” and I promptly (for me) ran as much as the shop to avoid wasting them from the questionable however implausible whimsy that's Jenny Pawsome. And I assumed they’d be relieved however they have been like, “Really, now that we’ve gotten used to this cute weirdo she’s actually beginning to develop on us” and that’s good as a result of I think that’s precisely the identical factor they are saying about me.
So possibly when Damaged comes out in paperback in a number of months Jenny Pawsome and her implausible beastie can return as much as Nowhere for a tiny tour as a result of actually? This sort of brilliance needs to be shared.
Simply possibly don’t spill water on her.