A brand new present strictly for grown-ups, “Rouge,” opens at The Strat on April 16, 2022.
“Rouge” isn’t only a present, in response to a information launch, “It’s a journey of seduction and grownup journey designed to unleash one’s fantasies combined with some excessive humor.”
We're massive fan of toplessness and excessive humor, so “Rouge” has our consideration.
“Rouge” comes from the producer of “Wow” at Rio and “Extravaganza” at Bally’s, Hanoch Rosenn.
The present announcement continues, “The provocative forged of 18 stunningly attractive topless men and women will stimulate your senses, in addition to please and tease your interior voyeur.”
About which we don’t know find out how to really feel, actually.
We get topless feminine revues like “Fantasy” and “X Burlesque.” We additionally get male revues like Chippendales and Thunder From Down Beneath.
We don’t simply grasp revues with each dudes and girls a lot.
Let’s break it down utilizing the promotional picture from “Rouge.”
Right here’s what occurred with us when viewing the picture from left to proper: “Sure, no, hiya, out, hello, WTF, Nomi!, go, wow, howdy, hawt, meh, sup, please, schwing, porn stache, goodness, rattling.”
At first look, “Rouge” seems to be a curler coaster of emotion.
If the present’s for dudes, dudes type of smash the mojo. If it’s for girls, are these guys hunky sufficient? All due respect.
Admittedly, we're old style and like understanding what we’re entering into after we attend a topless present. Y’know, this.
It’s additionally value mentioning we have been actually, actually unsuitable in regards to the longevity of “Wow” and “Extravaganza,” so it’s fairly doable we’re unsuitable about this, too.
The information launch makes it clear this isn’t simply your run-of-the-mill topless revue, because the present “combines ‘sexpertise’ with acrobats, aerialists, dancers, contortionists, comedians, hand balancers and extra, whereas transporting audiences into a completely immersive sensual expertise.”
That explains the man with the porn stache.
So, it’s a topless “Absinthe,” apparently.
Which isn't a foul factor, regardless of the baffled look on the face of our sexual organ.
Attempt to unsee that.
Regardless of our judgy tone, we stay up for seeing “Rouge,” regardless of the very fact its official title is “Rouge: The Sexiest Present in Vegas.” That’s a longshot, thanks largely to “Chippendales” and “Fantasy.” However a lofty aim, so have at it, “Rouge.”
“Rouge” performs Tuesday by means of Sunday at 10:00 p.m., darkish Monday, with a further present on Tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. Tickets begin at $49. Friends should be 18 or older.