Should you love speedy fireplace jokes, you want Myq Kaplan in your life.
“I am Jewish. I am not uber-Jewish. Like I'll use German to explain how Jewish I'm.”
Oh THAT'S the way it works.
“For 15 cents a day you possibly can feed an African. They eat pennies.”
Marry a younger blind man if potential.
“No matter it's possible you'll appear to be, marry a person your individual age. As your magnificence fades, so will his eyesight”
Who got here up with this abbreviation?
“ID is a wierd abbreviation. I is brief for I, and D is brief for dentification.”
I believe there's been some form of mistake…
“I awoke in an ambulance. And it wasn't nothing however white individuals looking at me. I stated, Ain't this a b***h. I completed died and wound up within the incorrect muthaf****g heaven.”
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