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4 Current Films That Are Secretly Completely Nuts

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Yeah, this film launched goddamn Hitler into the story whereas most moviegoers had been busy dusting the popcorn crumbs off their crotch. And never surprisingly, not everybody was super-thrilled on the Thanos-ification of one among historical past’s best monsters. 

The Voyeurs Is Rear Window However With A number of Bonkers Twists

Beating Ben Affleck’s Deep Water to the unhinged erotic thriller punch by a number of months, Amazon’s The Voyeurs asks the query; what if Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window was written by a sexy French Canadian alien? The film begins predictably sufficient; a pair transfer right into a swank Montreal loft condo and begin peeping on the sexcapades of their neighbors throughout the road. Quickly Pippa (performed by Euphoria’s Sydney Sweeney) turns into obsessed with the couple, and makes an attempt to warn one among them concerning the different’s affairs. This sadly results in her demise, which can or will not be a homicide. 

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Pippa is set to get on the reality about Julia’s demise, so she … poses bare for the photographer boyfriend, Seb, and proceeds to have steamy intercourse with him – , like every good newbie detective. Sadly her boyfriend sees this all go down from throughout the road and instantly hangs himself. Later, Pippa attends Seb’s pictures exhibit and, in a stunning twist, Julia is there and is completely alive! That’s as a result of the entire thing was a set-up; the artwork exhibit is all about Pippa and her boyfriend’s peeping behavior – the voyeurs have change into the voyeurized! It options nude photographs of Pippa and even a snapshot of her boyfriend’s precise corpse, all of which appears extremely unlawful

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Though the artists declare that they slipped a picture launch type into the condo lease which … um, additionally appears extraordinarily unlawful? 

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Weirdly, there’s nonetheless 20 minutes left within the film at this level, leaving time for Pippa to infer that these guys (who faked one homicide) for realsies murdered her boyfriend and made it appear like a suicide. Why? It’s unclear. In any case, she medication the couple, lures them to her optometry workplace and LASIKs the crap out of their eyes, completely blinding them – presumably as a result of it’s extra thematically-relevant than, say, going to the cops. 

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Maybe this complete wacky venture was only one lengthy product placement marketing campaign for Amazon’s line of window curtains.

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