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High 50 Very British Issues


It’s not straightforward being British. Really, it’s fairly difficult and difficult. The each day struggles of British persons are actually huge. Scroll right down to learn among the worst of very British issues!

1. If you run out of Yorkshire tea baggage at work and now you must drink Tetley like some type of animal.

2. If you end up so British you possibly can’t even say thanks. Shopkeeper: “There you go.” Me: “Good one mate thanks cheers pal have a great day yeah cheers!”

3. Seeing a viral video on social media then seeing the BBC information discuss it 9 days later.

4. The panic of remembering a cup of tea and pondering its gone chilly, checking the cup and being relieved that you simply simply forgot that you simply drank it already, adopted by the crippling disappointment on the realisation that you simply don’t have a cup of tea.

5. If you make an eye fixed contact with a stranger on the tube and also you each look away out of the window, however your reflections make eye contact.

6. If you order a “Full English Breakfast” and it comes with ONE sausage, ONE rasher of bacon, ONE egg and a F***ING RAMEKIN of beans.

7. Essentially the most pure antidepressant you possibly can have, in case you are feeling down within the dumps, is to go to Blackpool. You'll go away uplifted at the truth that regardless of how dangerous issues are, it might be worse. You can reside in Blackpool.

8. If you hear somebody say “chips and fish” and must get better for weeks from the discomfort that this phrase inflicted.

9. If you ask a non-British particular person how their weekend was, and so they truly reply as a substitute of claiming “Fantastic, thanks!”

10. Having so as to add “UK” after looking up a metropolis or county as a result of it comes up with the American place that stole the title.

11. If you end up caught paying £900 monthly in hire as a result of the financial institution says you possibly can’t afford a £450 monthly mortgage.

12. If you say “Good morning” to somebody at the very same time as he says it to you, however he mentioned it louder so that you aren’t certain whether or not you should repeat your self or whether or not he heard you the primary time, so that you determine to not repeat your self susceptible to coming throughout as impolite.

13. Practice conductors fall into two classes. 1. Those that shout “Anyone want a ticket?” and not likely give a shit. 2. Those that shout “All tickets and passes please!” and scrutinise your ticket such as you’re making an attempt to cross the Korean divide.

14. Working 0800-1700 Monday to Friday, and needing to make use of the financial institution, the opening hours of that are 0930-1630 Monday to Friday.

15. Video video games are by no means set within the UK as a result of the participant couldn’t plausibly hold stumbling upon hoarded assault rifles, pistols, physique armour, and ammunition in our tiny homes.

16. When your new kettle is heavier than the earlier one, that means you now not instinctively understand how a lot water is in it simply by lifting it and giving it just a little jiggle, so making tea is now rather more difficult.

17. If you’re stood on the sizzling counter in Morrisons for 10 minutes whereas the two girls have a pleasant chat. You then rudely interrupt them to ask who’s engaged on the counter and so they each take a look at you as should you simply requested them to shit within the counter.

18. The sensation of utter devastation if you decide up your mug and realise you already completed your tea.

19. Watching any US tv present and having to take heed to the British one that’s accent feels like they’ve walked straight out of Buckingham Palace.

20. That sinking feeling when you have got zero curiosity in soccer however you youngster is creating a transparent ardour for it. Oh God, now I’ll have to hang around with soccer dads…

21. When bus provides you an previous £1 coin change, however gained’t settle for the identical £1 if you pay the following day as a result of it’s an previous £1 coin.

22. When the Phrase doc provides you the purple squiggly line for utilizing an “s” not a “z”. F*** off. You’re flawed, not me.

23. No Tesco I don't need to spherical up my buy for charity, possibly you can donate the £825 million revenue you made final 12 months as a substitute or the 1 million bonus your CEO acquired this 12 months.

24. Having to make use of “colour” as a substitute of “color” when studying HTML and CSS.

25. Paying 30p to make use of the bathroom on the station, after which it’s only a fart.

26. The brief, unhappy life cycle of overpriced Excessive Road clothes boutiques run by higher class girls blowing their inheritance.

27. When your spouse calls an ambulance for you and your greatest worries are the state of the kitchen and being unable to supply the paramedics a cup of tea when you are mute and motionless on the ground.

28. Cellphone the medical doctors at 8am to get by means of at 8.03am for them to don't have any appointments left for immediately however can provide me subsequent month.

29. Having your non-British colleague telling you it’s time for “a cuppa of tea”.

30. You by no means know whether or not to search for “United Kingdom”, “Nice Britain”, or “England” on drop down menus.

31. Receiving a letter from the financial institution saying that the 0.1% rate of interest in your financial savings account is being lower and questioning should you ought to transfer your £12.37 some place else.

32. Having not too long ago moved to Oxford from the north of Scotland, being advised you possibly can’t casually swear throughout a dialog because of the pub’s no profanity coverage.

33. Getting excited when your space is talked about on the information after which the painful realisation it’s due to a stabbing.

34. It’s cheaper to fly from Newcastle to Manchester through Krakow and again than it's to get a direct practice.

35. Being judged for slicing pizza with scissors.

36. Chavs who take their McDonald’s to the cinema and sit on their telephones all through the whole movie.

37. Making a cup of tea that’s not fairly as much as your common customary, contemplating abandoning it and ranging from scratch, then sadly consuming it anyway.

38. After years of being bombarded with US media, you gave in. You tried making “peanut butter and jelly sandwiches”. It was actually horrific.

39. The monumental stress of needing to precisely kick a ball again to a gaggle of lads whose ball has rolled towards you.

40. Being known as “African American” if you’re from Sheffield and have by no means been to the USA.

41. Coughing continuously on the practice since you’re sick, however every so often muttering “For goodness’ sake!” to let everybody else know you discover it bloody irritating as nicely.

42. The truth that Heinz beans DO NOT stack regardless of being the costliest model!

43. If you end up Indian and on the tube. The white man subsequent to you smells of curry and everybody thinks it’s you.

44. Once I was a child, you can go into the nook store with £1 and are available out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and {a magazine}. These days, CCTV all over the place.

45. No it’s not known as “The British Workplace”, it’s simply known as “The Workplace”!

46. When somebody says “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” is their favorite film, you reference it later within the dialog, and so they don’t get it.

47. Going for a stroll round a forest, seeing one million indicators to select up after your canine, however nothing in regards to the metric tonne of horse shit on the paths.

48. Making an attempt to assist native companies, however struggling as a result of they’re all so garbage.

49. If you overhead somebody saying “Milk goes within the cup earlier than tea.”

50. When you must select a language on a web site, nevertheless it’s represented by US flag.



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