1. Make race automobile noises when anybody will get on or off.
2. Blow your nostril and provide to point out the contents of your kleenex to different passengers.
3. Stand silent and immobile within the nook, going through the wall, with out getting off.
4. Greet everybody getting on the elevator with a heat handshake and ask them to name you Admiral.
5. When at the least 8 individuals have boarded, moan from the again: “Oh, not now, rattling movement illness!”
6. Meow often.
7. Guess the opposite passengers you'll be able to match 1 / 4 in your nostril.
8. Present different passengers a wound and ask if it seems to be contaminated.
9. Stare at one other passenger for some time, then announce “You’re considered one of THEM!” and transfer to the far nook of the elevator.
10. Burp, after which say “mmmm…tasty!”
11. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and whereas peering inside ask: “Received sufficient air in there?”
12. Supply title tags to everybody getting on the elevator. Put on yours upside-down.
13. On the very best flooring, maintain the door open and demand that it keep open till you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” on the backside.
14. Do Tai Chi workouts.
15. Stare, grinning, at one other passenger for some time, after which announce: “I’ve bought new socks on!”
16. Sing “Mary had somewhat lamb” whereas regularly pushing buttons.
17. Stroll on with a cooler that claims “human head” on the aspect.
18. Ask every passenger getting on in the event you can push the button for them.
19. Put on a puppet in your hand and speak to different passengers “by” it.
20. Attempt to begin a sing-along.
21. Shadow field.
22. Say “Ding!” at every flooring.
23. Take heed to the elevator partitions with a stethoscope.
24. Draw somewhat sq. on the ground with chalk and announce to the opposite passengers that that is your “private house.”
25. Convey a chair alongside.
26. Blow spit bubbles.
27. Announce in a demonic voice: “I need to discover a extra appropriate host physique.”
28. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
29. Make explosion noises when anybody presses a button.
30. Grimace painfully whereas smacking your brow and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you simply shut UP!”
31. Stare at your thumb and say “I believe it’s getting bigger.”
32. Flip to different passengers and say “I suppose you might be all questioning why I’ve gathered you right here at the moment…”
33. Name out, “Group hug!” and implement it.
34. Inform individuals which you can see their aura.
35. Convey a shovel and attempt to dig a gap.
36. When individuals get on, ask for his or her tickets and test that they meet the “peak necessities.”
37. Swat at flies that don’t exist.
38. When the doorways shut, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open up once more.”
39. Stand actually near somebody, sniffing them often.
40. Pull your gum out of your mouth in lengthy strings.
41. Push the decision button, when the voice solutions ask, “God?”
42. Fake you're a flight attendant and evaluation emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
43. Lay down a Tornado mat and ask individuals in the event that they wish to play.
44. Transfer your desk into the elevator and when ever somebody will get on, ask if “they've an appointment.”
45. Drop a pen and wait till somebody reaches to assist decide it up, scream “That’s mine!”
46. Ask in the event you can push the button for different individuals, however push the fallacious ones.
47. Chuckle hysterically for 5 seconds, cease, and glare on the different passengers like they're loopy.
48. Announce to the particular person stood subsequent to you “I actually need the bathroom. Can I exploit your bag?”
49. Supply to shine their sneakers. After they say no, inform them you want the cash to feed your ten ravenous kids again house in Latvia.
50. Take a chew of a sandwich and ask one other passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”