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Practical New Yr's Resolutions


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Up to now, I set the bar for my New Yr’s resolutions far too excessive. I resolved to perform targets which can be rattling close to inconceivable, like getting six pack abs or consuming solely 5 nights per week. I all the time fail and I all the time find yourself feeling shitty about myself. So for 2023, I’ve determined to maneuver the goalpost only a scooch nearer. Right here they're. My sensible New Yr’s resolutions.

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-Cease blaming my mom for my poor relationship with ladies and begin blaming ladies typically

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 -Restrict my liquor consumption to the weekends (on Mondays by Thursdays I'll drink beer solely)

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-Cease peeing a number of toes from the urinal to “enhance my three-pointer”

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