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WASHINGTON—Sighing as he hid one other pair of dirty pajamas deep in his hamper, Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) confirmed Friday that on high of all the pieces else that had been happening, he was additionally wetting the mattress once more. “Jesus, this is absolutely the final thing I want! This has been the worst week of my life,” stated the visibly annoyed California lawmaker, whose bid for the position of Home speaker has been met with persistent opposition amongst members of his personal social gathering and has been the reason for extreme nervousness that, McCarthy famous, was not being helped in any respect by the vengeful return of his urinary incontinence drawback. “Man, I assumed a dozen failed makes an attempt for the speakership, our canine working away, and spilling espresso throughout my desk yesterday have been as dangerous because it might get, however now I’m peeing throughout my sheets in the midst of the night time. It’s like my freshman yr of Congress over again. Ugh, I simply utterly reek of piss. My spouse and housekeeper can’t appear to look me within the eyes, and I might actually use their assist proper now, as a result of I’m certain not getting sufficient at work.” At press time, McCarthy was reportedly seen crying within the Capitol lavatory after Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had instructed all people concerning the pack of Relies upon she noticed in his briefcase.

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