WASHINGTON—Peeking round corners and ducking previous doorways in an effort to get out and in of her office unseen, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly popped by the Eisenhower Govt Workplace Constructing late Wednesday to print out live performance tickets. Upon confirming all members of her employees, who she had allegedly not seen in months, had left work for the day, Harris is alleged to have entered her workplace for the only real function of utilizing a printer to entry a pair of passes to that evening’s Goo Goo Dolls present on the Merriweather Put up pavilion in Columbia, MD. As a precaution in case she encountered her chief of employees or one among her aides, sources confirmed the vp walked into the power along with her telephone as much as her ear, prepared to have interaction in a phony dialog about how local weather change was a “actually robust subject” and to sigh loudly with the intention to sound very busy. Based on stories, Harris then logged into Ticketmaster from her workplace laptop, downloaded a file she renamed “border_security_ideas.pdf,” and printed the doc with a close-by Epson EcoTank Professional ET-5850. After the vp grabbed a granola bar from the kitchen and slipped out of the workplace largely undetected, the Eisenhower constructing’s IT administrator was overheard giving Harris a tough time for utilizing up the entire printer’s ink on her full-color private vacation playing cards.