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Kamala Harris Assures Public No One Has Given Her Single Categorized Doc


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WASHINGTON—Stressing that there was a “zero-percent likelihood” she had mishandled delicate data, Vice President Kamala Harris assured the American public Friday that nobody had given her a single categorized doc. “Not to take a look at, not even to carry—frankly, I couldn’t even let you know the place they’re saved,” stated Harris, who held a press convention to announce that even when she had had entry to categorized authorities paperwork, she wouldn’t dream in one million years of taking her work residence along with her, and that a lot of the binders in her workplace have been empty anyway. “Please take consolation after I say I've no safety clearance, on any stage. My key fob doesn’t even work most days, and I've to textual content somebody on my employees to come back let me in. Yesterday, I stood exterior the White Home within the chilly for quarter-hour earlier than anybody got here to get me.” At press time, Harris admitted that she had as soon as taken residence a roll of paper towels.

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