LOS ANGELES—In an effort to keep away from making her really feel nervous as night time fell within the metropolis, the Grim Reaper reportedly slowed his tempo on the sidewalk Thursday in order to not freak out the girl strolling forward of him. “The very last thing I need is for this particular person to assume I’m following her,” stated Loss of life, Emissary of the Underworld and Incarnation of Doom, who consciously fell again a number of paces as soon as the girl turned down a poorly lit aspect road and he realized they have been heading in the identical path. “We’ve already been strolling in step for 3 blocks, and I can inform she’s beginning to fear. I attempted to hurry up and move her a few occasions, however that solely made her stroll quicker. I imply, I get it. She seems to be over her shoulder and sees, within the moonlight, a skeletal hand gripping a scythe—why wouldn’t she panic? Most likely the nicest factor I may do is cross over and stroll on the opposite aspect of the road, nevertheless it looks as if each time I do that somebody dies in a automobile accident.” At press time, sources confirmed the girl had began working up the steps to her residence after the Grim Reaper bellowed that she had nothing to worry, it was not her time, and he was solely there to assert the soul of one other lady who apparently lived in the identical constructing.
