WASHINGTON—As he entered the third day of his keep at George Washington College Hospital, sources confirmed Friday that the remedy Minority Chief Mitch McConnell had obtained for a concussion sustained throughout a fall at a D.C. dinner occasion had left him bankrupt. “For the love of God, how is anybody supposed to have the ability to pay for this?” mentioned the seven-term senator, who grumbled that with all of the favors he had accomplished for the medical insurance trade through the years, the least they might do is present him with some straight solutions when he known as the quantity on the again of his card. “Did the hospital really want to do all these exams, or did they only get them organized as a result of they clearly make a fortune each time they crank up the MRI machine? And why the fuck do I pay for protection if it doesn’t cowl something? That ambulance experience alone value a thousand bucks, and naturally these assholes drove me to an out-of-network hospital!” Not sure how else to cease racking up medical bills and turning into a good higher burden to his household, McConnell reportedly threw himself out a hospital window and plummeted to his demise.
