PALO ALTO, CA—Noting the eerie feeling of being surveilled, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly expressed concern Tuesday that Fb was listening to him after he obtained a focused advert for a shirt that learn “I Simply Laid Off 10,000 Workers.” “How might it even know I simply stated that? It’s received to be utilizing my goddamn microphone,” stated Zuckerberg, including that he had all his privateness settings turned on, and but Fb was pushing this merchandise completely suited to his tastes. “It will need to have been listening to the get together I used to be having to have a good time the layoffs. Sheesh, I’ve received to delete my cookies extra usually. It’s so invasive to really feel tracked like this. It’s just a little dystopian the way it simply confirmed me a shirt that claims ‘I went to HARVARD and destroyed my FRIENDSHIP and love looking with SPEARS.’” At press time, Zuckerberg confirmed he had purchased the shirt from the commercial.