SAN DIEGO—Saying this was the kind of sweetheart deal that he wouldn’t give his personal mom, a fast-talking Joe Biden reportedly upsold Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese on two additional nuclear submarines this week, however emphasised that he needed to signal right now. “Look, Tony—cool if I name you Tony, proper?—you appear to be a pleasant man, and I need to get you out the door with the kind of nuclear sub you deserve, so I’m prepared to throw within the rust-proofing and chrome-plating without cost,” mentioned Biden, telling the 60-year-old Western chief to take a seat tight and he would run the deal up the flag ballot to ensure every thing was kosher. “Clearly, if it had been simply me making this name, I’d do it for you no problemo, however my boss is gonna have my ass if I don’t make certain every thing’s on the up-and-up. Pay attention, the very last thing I need is so that you can miss out on this candy deal. So give me one sec whereas I step into my workplace, and I’ll be again lickety-split. Within the meantime, take into consideration these heated leather-based seats. If I had been you, I’d get them for the missus, however hey, I do know you’re a sensible man. Simply keep in mind, when you put ink to paper right now, I’m prepared to toss in some top-notch secrets and techniques about Iran’s nuclear enrichment ranges.” At press time, Biden had reportedly left the prime minister as a way to rush right into a facet workplace, shut the blinds, and start a passionate argument on an unplugged telephone demanding his boss let him make the deal.