SEATTLE—Calling his motivations “past clear,” sources at Starbucks headquarters confirmed Wednesday that CEO Howard Schultz was clearly solely coming into the constructing to make use of the lavatory. “He clogged the bathroom, stuffed some sugar packets into his pockets, and left,” stated 27-year-old Starbucks mission supervisor Alison Whitlock, who estimated that Schultz got here into the Starbucks workplace roughly three to 4 occasions per week simply to lock himself within the lavatory for 10 minutes and go away a horrible mess. “He took a minute to hover close to the entrance, pretending to learn a few paperwork, however his eyes had been darting towards the lavatory door the entire time. It’s so annoying. All he does is make our jobs tougher.” At press time, Starbucks employees had been compelled to name 911 after Schultz had reentered the constructing and began screaming at everybody.
