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T-Cell Acquires Ryan Reynolds’ Mint Cell In Effort To Make Firm Extra Annoying

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BELLEVUE, WA—Calling the actor “an ideal match” for the cellular phone service’s model, T-Cell introduced Thursday that they'd acquired Ryan Reynolds’ Mint Cell in an effort to make their firm extra annoying. “We already constantly drop your calls and ship a few of worst customer support within the nation, however we needed to take issues one step additional by partnering with a person so off-putting you’ll think about ditching your telephone all collectively,” stated T-Cell CEO Mike Sievert, who confirmed that the the choice to buy Mint Cell for $1.35 billion got here after years of consumers asking the corporate to develop into extra irritating. “We needed T-Cell to be a model that doesn’t simply really feel annoying, however feels prefer it’s proud to be annoying. We would like our clients to really feel a way of exasperation so deep they really feel bodily in poor health. We would like you to really feel the acid in your throats. We would like you to see our commercials after which destroy your TVs in a rage. Individuals have at all times hated us. Now, we’re thrilled to be even worse.” At press time, Sievert added that Reynolds would proceed his inventive function with the corporate in order to repulse as many shoppers as attainable.


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