COLUMBUS, OH—Describing a office the place the 24-year-old used her information of her coworkers to quietly pull the strings, sources confirmed Monday that the whole employees of Wellesley Enterprises was below the thumb of low-level worker Caroline Mayer, who stayed sober at each glad hour. In keeping with reviews, the teetotaling administrative assistant had assumed the function of workplace energy dealer after quietly amassing a psychological log of all of the damning drunken conduct of her fellow staff at company-sponsored occasions. A number of sources indicated {that a} clear-eyed Mayer, who has by no means even taken a sip of alcohol, had dropped hints to her colleagues that she had seen them sneaking off to hook up, had stored observe of who had executed blow within the males’s room, and was conscious of which married vice presidents had inappropriately touched their subordinates. At press time, Mayer had reportedly survived one other spherical of layoffs.
