LUBBOCK, TX—Admitting that he assumed the man was waving his gun at him, native man Jeffrey Regis confirmed Wednesday that he was embarrassed after taking a bullet supposed for the individual behind him. “Oh my god, I’m such an fool—I completely thought these pictures he fired have been meant to enter my chest, cranium, and arm,” stated Regis, including that he had actually thought the man screaming wildly and capturing in his path seemed acquainted, and the very last thing he needed to do was be impolite. “I swear, he seemed precisely like this man who needed to kill me, but it surely seems he needed to kill another person. Ugh, and by the point I spotted it, it was too late. Now I’m going to bleed out.” Regis added that he hoped he was capable of play it cool by taking out his personal gun and pulling the set off a number of occasions to make it seem like he had shot himself.
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