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Man Fearful He May Have Talked about Sorcery Too Many Occasions Throughout Job Interview

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JACKSONVILLE, FL—Expressing concern that he may need performed up his facility with witchcraft and darkish magic on the expense of different {qualifications}, native man Timothy Sellers advised reporters Tuesday that he may need talked about sorcery a couple of too many instances throughout a current job interview. “It appeared to go fairly properly, however perhaps I ought to have made fewer references to the varied arcane and esoteric rites I've mastered,” mentioned Sellers, questioning aloud whether or not it might have been higher to incorporate Photoshop and Excel on his résumé’s particular expertise part as an alternative of necromancy and incantations. “I undoubtedly hit it off with the hiring supervisor—we’re each massive Jaguars followers—however I’m unsure he adopted after I described how my clairvoyance and occult powers could possibly be helpful in forecasting market tendencies, or how sure conjuring rituals could possibly be utilized to supply-chain issues. Hopefully the evil eye I gifted him on the finish was sufficient for him to miss all that.” At press time, experiences confirmed Sellers had been handed over for a extra skilled wizard.


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