WASHINGTON—Shelling out $55 for the loving tribute, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) reportedly took out a half-page advert in a Home invoice Friday to congratulate a neighborhood teen lady on her highschool commencement. “Congrats, Kayla, so happy with you, punkin!” learn the Republican lawmaker’s advert, which featured hearts, flowers, and the senior portrait of the 17-year-old, and which appeared slightly below title 24, part 137 of H.R. 4298, a invoice that may lengthen psychological well being care protection for veterans of the Iraq Warfare. “Class of 2023 Sherwood Excessive College is filled with rock stars, however you're the coolest of all of them. And a 3.6 GPA? Brains and wonder. Congrats on Vassar, however don’t have an excessive amount of enjoyable in faculty! I imply it. I’m not voting for this, by the way in which. It’s a Computer virus for the progressive agenda. See you on the social gathering later! XOXO, Matty.” At press time, sources reported Gaetz was in scorching water after it was revealed H.R. 4298 featured a half-page advert for a graduating lady on each one in every of its 198 pages.
