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Christian Couple Ends Struggle With Passionate Make-up Abstinence

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CHATTANOOGA, TN—Admitting that they gave themselves totally over to the warmth of the second, native Christian couple Ben Higgins and Miranda Franklin reportedly ended a blowout battle Monday with a spherical of passionate make-up abstinence. “I've to say, disagreements like these are nearly at all times price it for the new make-up abstinence we get to have afterward,” mentioned an out-of-breath Franklin explaining that, at a sure level, fury ideas into fiery ardour they usually don't have any selection however to heave themselves onto the mattress and quietly stare on the ceiling. “All of that pent up aggression simply explodes into falling to our knees and thanking Jesus Christ for our iron-clad willpower. You already know that feeling if you simply should proper then and there fervently button up your cardigan sweater and head to reverse ends of the home to hope? Whew, I’m nonetheless just a little flush occupied with all that lifeless, stale silence.” At press time, Franklin had revealed the battle was initially about Higgins having simply gotten a number of underage girls of their congregation pregnant.


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