NORFOLK, VA—In a brand new marketing campaign that includes a number of graphic pictures of the animals falling from 30,000 ft within the sky, Folks For Moral Therapy Of Animals launched an advert Thursday that appeared to indicate that throwing horses out of planes was a standard follow. “How do you assume he feels about your in-flight leisure?” stated the advert, which closely advised that the ritual of hurling horses from industrial airways and watching them fall to the bottom and die occurred pretty repeatedly, if not day by day. “Hey, Chris Pratt, would you do that to your canine? What if Seabiscuit pushed you out of a airplane? It’s not simply people who deserve parachutes. Relating to throwing horses out of airplanes, simply say ‘neigh.’” At press time, PETA launched a follow-up advert implying that horses being thrown from airplanes was additionally making people overweight and impotent.
