Now and again, the “present about nothing” saved a little bit one thing for the folks too civilized to eat their Snickers bars with something lower than a fork and knife.
It doesn’t take a graduate diploma or a working information of nuclear physics to take pleasure in Seinfeld — TV’s best sitcom is for everybody, not simply that strata of society which may not watch Channel 11. Nonetheless, now and again, Seinfeld catered to a category of citizen who enjoys the finer issues in life and wouldn’t dare soil their fingers with the chocolate residue of a comfort retailer dessert. Generally, the principle Seinfeld occasion went to the opera — typically, their lives had been the opera.
Over Seinfeld’s nine-season run, a handful of moments caught out as extra stylish, extra refined and extra fancy than the rabble’s traditional exploits. Listed here are these moments in ascending order of dignity…
The Gang Goes to the Opera in ‘The Opera’

What’s swankier than dressing up in your most interesting garments to look at a bunch of underpaid artists sing in a language you don’t communicate? In the course of Elaine’s ill-fated affair with “Loopy” Joe Devola, Kramer assembles his closest mates for an evening with Pagliacci, the poor tortured clown. In a cascade of thematic symmetry, Devola devolves right into a madman when he suspects Elaine is untrue, mirroring the occasions of Pagliacci near-perfectly. Kramer was proper to be afraid of clowns.
Noel, the Classical Pianist, Was Too Good for George Costanza

To be truthful, nearly each one of many 62 ladies who get entangled with George Costanza all through the present’s run are too good for him, however “The Pez Dispenser” marked a uncommon incidence whereby George was as conscious about the imbalance because the viewers. After Jerry and Elaine spoil the recital of Noel, George’s newest lover whom he has no leverage over because of her refinement, self-possession and basic high-worth in comparison with himself, George begins an influence wrestle to keep up the higher hand in his new romance. After all, Noel rapidly sniffs out George’s true nature and insists that he use that hand to maintain himself firm.
George Learns How Excessive Society Eats Their Sweet Bars in ‘The Pledge Drive’

There has by no means been a richer second of pure, gleeful snobbery in modern tv than when George pulled an influence transfer in the midst of a piece assembly by slicing up a Snickers bar with a fork and knife, uttering the enduring line, “I'm consuming my dessert. How do you eat it? Along with your arms?” A few of us have by no means checked out chocolate the identical method since.
All the pieces About Library Officer Lieutenant Joe Bookman

Having class is about extra than simply listening to music you don’t really take pleasure in and consuming meals in a method that feels patrician — it’s concerning the appreciation and safety of really beneficial tradition. No Seinfeld character represented that devotion to high-minded beliefs and inventive greatness than the library system’s most ruthless servent, Lt. Bookman, who busts Jerry for a method overdue copy of the salacious and controversial Henry Miller novel Tropic of Most cancers. Performed by the prolific Philip Baker Corridor as a parody of an analogous character from the police procedural Dragnet, Bookman embodied class in each respect as he relentlessly chases justice whereas being as nicely learn as he's nicely dressed — his trenchcoat flips are positively exemplary.