CHICAGO—Deriding the person’s views on prison rehabilitation as hopelessly idealistic, sources reported Tuesday that native jail abolitionist Aaron Eichinger should need rapists to only freely frolic in a discipline round a maypole. “In response to your place, if somebody commits violent sexual assault, then we allow them to placed on a crown of garlands and sing tra-la-la whereas skipping round barefoot and carefree—is that right?” mentioned Doug McWhorter, responding to Eichinger’s argument that the U.S. jail system was a basically corrupt enterprise designed to take advantage of the decrease courses and perpetuate poverty. “That does appear to be what you’re saying: Individuals discovered responsible of rape needs to be sentenced to gathering wildflowers, dancing a jig, and taking part in a merry tune upon a tin whistle. As a result of America’s follow of mass imprisonment on a scale by no means earlier than seen in human historical past is the one different to letting rapists run free by the luxurious inexperienced meadows, drink candy nectar, and benefit from the most interesting bounty of the land.” After reassuring Eichinger that everybody is entitled to their opinion, McWhorter added that his personal view was that nothing needs to be accomplished to cease the prison-industrial complicated from finally incarcerating each single resident of the USA.
