DAVENPORT, IA—Perplexed by the toddler’s affection for the nonagenarian, sources confirmed Tuesday that native 2-year-old Ava Kerper was getting awfully hooked up to her 90-year-old grandmother. “She is aware of the typical life expectancy is like, 77, proper?” stated the sources, who scoffed whereas watching the kid reveal her full and embarrassing obliviousness, wrapping her arms round her grandmother and asserting, “You’re my favourite!” “Personally, if I had been going to decide on a favourite particular person in the entire vast world, I’d select somebody with greater than six months to dwell, tops, however hey, you do you, I suppose. Christ, this isn't going to finish nicely. If this child’s not cautious, Grandma will die with Ava on her lap, after which she’ll dwell with that remorse.” At press time, sources confirmed it was Kerper’s personal fault for not studying her lesson along with her 98-year-old grandfather.
