SAN FRANCISCO—Promoting a big number of ripped, stained garments that have been throughout 15 years previous, a brand new Sew Repair subscription service launched this week sends clients the identical historic, dumpy T-shirt that their wives hate. “With Sew Repair’s new line for schlubs, our fashion consultants will ship clients previous shirts their companions swore they threw out years in the past,” mentioned Sew Repair CEO Matt Baer, including that customers could be despatched a field every month that included a number of items of clothes from faculty and their early 20s that they'd worn till the clothes had primarily disintegrated. “On this newest assortment, all shirts will likely be too tight, have seen sweat and meals stains down the entrance, and have a number of holes within the armpits. Your spouse might have tried to make you look presentable, however we'll be sure to seem like the identical previous slob she married all these years in the past.” Sew Repair later introduced one other new service that sends ladies their previous garments from highschool to allow them to see in the event that they nonetheless match and cry once they don’t.
