WASHINGTON—Crouching down with a big magnifying glass to his eye, Home Speaker Kevin McCarthy reportedly exclaimed, “A clue!” Friday after discovering footprints on the Home ground matching President Joe Biden’s sneakers. “I say, this footprint seems to be an identical to those discovered within the Oval Workplace, main me to infer they'll solely belong to at least one man,” mentioned McCarthy, donning a houndstooth deerstalker hat and motioning to his sidekick to observe intently behind as he traced the footprints into the shadows of the U.S. Capitol. “Look there, my good man, the interloper has led us to the statuary however then seems to have disappeared into the gardens. We could have to fetch the bloodhound lest the path flip chilly. I say, Gaetz, I've a hunch that pursuing this lead can have us wrapping up this impeachment inquiry very quickly in any respect.” At press time, a candle-holding McCarthy set free a scream after he and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene ran into each other whereas each inching backwards via a darkish and mysterious Capitol hallway.
