PLAINS, GA—Saying they'd no means of realizing the place these loopy lives of theirs would take them, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly made a pact Thursday with Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) through which the pair agreed that in the event that they have been each single in 50 years, they might marry one another. “Look, I do know we’ve had our ups and downs, Dianne, however all I’m saying is, if neither of us is married a half century from now, perhaps we simply throw warning to the wind and get hitched,” stated the 98-year-old Carter, who confused that he knew now was not the suitable time for both of them, however that they may actually be one thing particular collectively as soon as he and Feinstein, 90, had every spent just a few a long time on their very own—maturing, sexually exploring, and seeing what all of the world needed to supply. “Come 2073, if we don’t discover anybody else, let’s simply do it up huge collectively, y’know? Perhaps we go to Vegas. You in a white gown, me in a tux, all our household and mates there. Humorous to suppose that almost all of my aunts and uncles with be of their 170s or 180s by then.” Carter later rushed so as to add that nothing concerning the pact prohibited him and Feinstein from sometimes hooking up with one another over the following 5 a long time.
