It seems that the man who has devoted most of his grownup life to the examine and celebration of hand-to-hand fight is a greater scrapper than the man whose largest battle was with Saturday Evening Dwell’s casting director.
By way of their mixed pull within the comedy podcasting manosphere, you couldn’t decide a greater conflict of the titans than Joe Rogan vs. Shane Gillis until Patrice O’Neal got here again to life to mud wrestle Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s basement. Because the heavy hitters of comedy’s anti-woke military, Rogan and Gillis symbolize the sternest inventory that dudebro humor has to supply — however, actually, most of that firepower is from the Rogan aspect of issues. All that elk meat and testosterone remedy packs a punch.
On yesterday’s episode of Andrew Schulz’ podcast “Flagrant,” Gillis revealed that, final week, he challenged Rogan to a drunken brawl, introducing the story with a telling, “Whoops!”
“He ripped my shoulder off,” Gillis defined of the fully predictable final result. A former offensive lineman for the USA Army Academy Black Knights, Gillis stands at 6-foot-4, dwarfing the 5-foot-7 Rogan — however coaching triumphed over measurement nonetheless. Gillis blamed himself for goading Rogan into the confrontation, saying, “I used to be hammered, so I used to be like, ‘You may’t faucet me dude. Jiu Jitsu’s homosexual.’ I stored f–ing with him.”
Instantly, Gillis regretted his choice, saying, “He tapped me like eight instances, dude. He simply stored going.” Gillis’ state of affairs wasn’t helped by the third most controversial comic within the room on the time, Ari Shaffir, who taunted Rogan into beating Gillis much more mercilessly. “Ari was like, ‘Shane, you’re a lot stronger than him, simply get up!’ Rogan was like, ‘No he’s not!’” Gillis recalled. “It’s like, dude, he’s f–ing with you, cease!”
When requested whether or not he would finest Rogan in a sober battle, Gillis responded, “No, no, completely not.” The actual problem, nonetheless, can be if the 2 upped the ante and graduated from alcohol — let’s see them within the octagon after some DMT. Jamie, pull that up.