TERRE HAUTE, IN—Screaming incoherently about transgender ladies in sports activities and the necessity to educate youngsters cursive to allow them to study to learn the Structure, some group referred to as Dads for America is at the moment attempting to run over your child’s instructor with a automotive, sources confirmed Thursday. The group of native fathers, who reportedly met on Reddit final week, have been seen piling right into a automobile, steering it towards the entrance doorways of an elementary faculty, and flooring it after they noticed Ms. Landers, your baby’s beloved fifth-grade instructor. Because the automotive accelerated, the self-described “involved mother and father and patriots” have been overheard shouting at Landers for attacking America’s freedom with classes about slavery, pronouns, and the right way to use the library. At press time, witnesses reported the group’s members had didn't run over the instructor’s “dumb woke face” and as a substitute crashed into the college’s bike racks, the place they injured 17 youngsters and have been arrested for drunk driving, an incident they have been fast in charge on “Sharia regulation.”
