SUGAR LAND, TX—Confused by the person outdoors who was not carrying a UPS uniform or carrying a package deal of any form, native suburbanites expressed bafflement Thursday once they appeared out their entrance home windows and noticed an individual stroll by who wasn’t delivering something. “Huh, our Amazon orders already got here immediately, so what’s this man doing?” mentioned resident Felicity Truesdale, admitting she was at a loss to elucidate the presence of a person outside who was wearing informal clothes and, as an alternative of holding a DoorDash or Grubhub bag, was utterly empty-handed. “I don’t perceive why he doesn’t go inside. He’s heading down the sidewalk at an unusual tempo—the place may he presumably be going? I ought to in all probability name the police simply to allow them to know. I assume that’s towards the regulation.” At press time, Truesdale had reportedly determined to play it protected by evoking her state’s “stand your floor” regulation and taking pictures the person useless the place he stood.
