BOCA CHICA, TX—Denying experiences that the specimens had all died excruciating and painful deaths, Elon Musk informed reporters this week that the ladies he had impregnated over time had all been terminally sick. “Whereas many declare these check topics suffered or have been mistreated, the reality is that they have been already destined to die earlier than they have been inseminated by me,” stated the billionaire and father of 11, including that the moms have been particularly chosen to hold his youngsters as a result of that they had an incurable sickness or end-stage illness that gave them solely restricted time to dwell. “Frankly, given these girls’s deadly circumstances, it could have been a waste for me to not impregnate them. Sure, they in the end died, however not less than they obtained to have a objective. Now they'll say that their final 9 months have been spent carrying my seed and serving to me proceed to advance the human race.” At press time, Musk launched a video of a number of girls enjoying Pong and ingesting smoothies earlier than they died, claiming they have been the best-treated girls on planet Earth.