CHICAGO—Locked in what couldn’t precisely be known as an influence wrestle, native man Joe Horochowski confirmed Tuesday that his archrival Kyle Wall was not profitable both. “I at all times dreaded issues understanding for him greater than me, however, actually, it’s arduous to inform who’s doing worse,” mentioned Horochowski, who labored as a clerk at a comfort retailer incomes $15 an hour throughout the road from the comfort retailer the place Wall, his former graduate faculty classmate whom he had at all times thought to be his most formidable competitor, labored as a clerk incomes $15 an hour. “I used to have nightmares that his work would blow up and he would turn into a family identify, however socially, bodily, artistically, and financially, the man’s simply as fucked as me. We’re each drowning in debt and suicidal. It’s sort of unhappy. I nonetheless hate his fucking guts although.” At press time, Horochowski was using the excessive of his biggest achievement in years after studying that Wall had been shot throughout a theft at his retailer.
