Subota, 9 Decembra, 2023
HomeHumorI shouldn’t be allowed outdoors. – The Bloggess

I shouldn’t be allowed outdoors. – The Bloggess


A number of issues:

First off, did you see the photo voltaic eclipse this weekend? As a result of I did and it was superior, besides that I couldn’t get an image of it. However I may see the eclipse within the shadows of the tree leaves, like tiny unicorn hooves. The video exhibits it higher than I may clarify it:

Additionally, I famous within the feedback that Victor doesn’t usually sound like that however that he was doing a caveman after which I had to return and make clear that I meant that he was doing an impression of a caveman, not truly doing a caveman and that in all probability wasn’t a wanted clarification however I used to be a bit of flustered as a result of proper after this a neighbor was strolling by with a canine and so they stared at me and I noticed that I used to be crouched in the midst of the road, completely centered on making movies of the asphalt and so I used to be like, “DID YOU SEE THE ECLIPSE?” and pointed on the solar, which completely seemed like a traditional solar in the event you weren’t carrying the particular glasses that allow you to stare straight at it. And he was like, “Um…no” and left in a short time after which I noticed that I’d used the fallacious phrase and for some cause had stated “DID YOU SEE THE CYCLOPS?” whereas staring on the solar. Why did I say “cyclops”? No fucking concept.

Secondly, I very a lot appreciated the ideas for horror motion pictures and I'm presently watching SLOTHERHOUSE, which is a sorority home slasher film the place the villain is an precise sloth and it's simply terrible, which I kind of love.

Third, I simply shared one thing on my substack that you just may have to learn and it’s open to all. Additionally, let this graphic be a lesson to all of you of the significance of realizing when your title cuts off:

Spoiler: It was not an extended tit.



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