PORT ST. LUCIE, FL—Returning to her regular baseline after a chronic interval in a frenzied, psychotic state, a neighborhood lady confirmed Tuesday that she had come out of her manic episode to find she was now a member of the U.S. Home of Representatives. “I used to be affected by in depth hallucinations and delusions for a number of weeks, so I’m unsure what sorts of issues I stated, however apparently it linked with voters in my Florida district they usually elected me to Congress,” stated Rep. Patricia Smith (R-FL), who reportedly doesn't recall submitting to run for workplace and will be seen in movies that present a lady who's clearly out of contact with actuality making incomprehensible declarations and absurd claims in regards to the state of the nation. “I keep in mind being in the midst of a psychological well being disaster and rambling on and on to massive crowds of individuals, and now hastily right here I'm on the Capitol in D.C. with an American flag pin on my lapel. I do know I stated one thing about overseas oil being a juice concocted by Jesus Christ that may make U.S. troops develop tall sufficient to marry the Statue of Liberty. That bought a standing ovation.” At press time, sources confirmed Smith was within the midst of a depressive episode that made her really feel torpid, unmotivated, and each bit as productive as each different member of Congress.