GREENSBORO, NC—Receiving the go-ahead from his sometimes strict proprietor, native terrier-beagle combine Montgomery Pickles, 7, was reportedly allowed to eat no matter he needed from the sidewalk Tuesday because it was his birthday. “Go for it—I’m not going to maintain you away from any trash at this time, my little birthday boy,” pet proprietor Joe Barron mentioned as he used the sting of his boot to carry a styrofoam container of discarded rooster wing bones open for the canine to gobble up, avoiding their standard leash tug-of-war over the choking hazards. “No guidelines at this time, buddy—you discover it, you may eat it. Fritos bag? Sounds good to me. Flattened, rotting rat carcass? I don’t discover that appetizing myself, however I’m not going to evaluate. No matter you determine to do with that pile of vomit is completely as much as you in your special occasion. I’ll simply look away till you determine you’re performed.” At press time, sources confirmed Barron and Pickles have been persevering with the celebrations late into the night time within the veterinary emergency room.