ROCHESTER, MN—Saying it might be a good way for them to hang around collectively and bond as a pair, native girlfriend Tasha Emerson reportedly signed herself and her boyfriend Doug Purdom up for medical college this week. “Oh, come on, don’t roll your eyes—I believe we’ll actually like turning into licensed medical professionals collectively,” stated Emerson, including that the cadaver dissections, scientific rotations, and board exams would all be nice methods to spend extra high quality time collectively and escape of their typical routine. “Plus, it’ll be enjoyable. I do know you suppose it sounds dumb, however I already put down $130,000. In addition to, it’s actually solely 4 years of medical college, three to seven years of residency, and one other couple years for a fellowship. And simply so you understand, my ex was at all times all the way down to go to medical college with me. If it’s not one thing you’re into, I assume I’ll simply go alone.” At press time, sources reported that Emerson had tearfully knowledgeable Purdom that she had already accomplished her M1 with out him and was presently sleeping together with her attending doctor.