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Satisfaction Month: Please Do not Assume I am Straight (Or That I am Not a Muppet Nerd)


Greater than a decade in the past, I accompanied some fellow Robust Pigs to an occasion in New York Metropolis that was positioned on the intersection of Muppets and queerness. Afterwards, a couple of of us went out to eat. In discussing the occasion, I made an announcement that led somebody I had simply met that night to say to me, “I hate when straight individuals say issues like that.”

A flurry of questions swarmed round my thoughts. Firstly, since when do our sexual identities dictate how we mirror on a presentation of data? However moreover, why did this individual presume to know my sexuality? The reality is that deep down I knew the reply to that one: I'm a cisgender feminine and my companion is a cisgender male. I'm not one to “take it mendacity down” (I imply this in its most figurative sense; ought to I make a unclean joke right here?), so I snapped again, “Excuse me, however I’m not straight.” I then went on to clarify–maybe not in probably the most forgiving of tones–that I determine as pansexual.

This incident marked the start of the tangible realization that if I continued to remain in a relationship with this cisgender heterosexual man (spoiler: I married him 5 years later–an unmistakably superior determination), the world was doubtless going to make assumptions about me–assumptions that may erase the id that I had carved out for myself within the decade prior.

In my 20s after I was single, relationship, and had decidedly much more power, I spent most of my evenings within the metropolis’s array of homosexual bars and golf equipment. People I used to be seeing–no matter their sexuality or gender–have been coming to observe me sing in queer institutions like The Stonewall Inn, Duplex, The Monster, or Splash (RIP). However by the point I attended the aforementioned Muppet occasion in 2011, I used to be already 30, and the fact was that I spent most of my evenings watching Netflix and ordering takeout. I used to be not partaking within the actions that I had felt tied me to the LGBTQIA+ group.

Within the ten years that adopted, I discovered myself making an attempt to determine when and the way (and typically even why) I inform individuals about my queer id. Despite the fact that I’m not “available on the market” and my queerness doesn’t essentially play into my on a regular basis life from an outsider’s perspective, it’s nonetheless part of who I'm that issues to me.

My journey with the expression of my Muppet fandom has adopted an apparently analogous trajectory. Once I lived in NYC, I used to be capable of discover the Jim Henson Exhibition at The Museum of the Transferring Picture each time I needed (throughout visiting hours, that's). I usually attended screenings, interviews and talk-backs, too.

My final metropolis condo was additionally coated with Muppet merch. A backlit The Muppets film poster was the point of interest of our front room and impressed our wedding ceremony save-the-date magnets. Behind our sofa have been dozens of stuffed animals that ranged from Walter to Bean Bunny to a Fiery. On the alternative wall have been rows of Muppet/Broadway Playbills we designed for our wedding ceremony tables.

Our visitor bed room was coated in Palisades and Diamond Choose motion figures. That’s to say nothing of the sheer variety of Kermits you possibly can discover sprinkled all through our condo (I as soon as requested Ryan to shut his eyes and guess what number of there have been and he was off by an element of at the very least 2).  Suffice it to say, anyone who walked into our house unequivocally knew these individuals actually like humorous puppets.

However then we moved from an condo to a home throughout the nation, and for the primary time we had house. Numerous it. All of the sudden I discovered myself with a special design aesthetic, gravitating extra in the direction of openness and fewer in the direction of my previously maximalist-leaning tendencies. However then I discovered myself worrying, will individuals undoubtedly know I’m a Muppet fan?

Positive, we've a bit of Bunsen doll performing as a bookend to some Marvel comics, an Electrical Mayhem glass on the again of a eating shelf, and a Fozzie/banana peel salt and pepper shaker set one shelf over, however all these things are straightforward to overlook. If a Miss Piggy bobblehead falls however no one observed it was there within the first place, does it make a sound (“excuse moi”)? If I’m not going to Muppet-themed occasions surrounded by a group of like-minded nerds, am I nonetheless a part of that group?

I've to consider the reply is sure. Similar to whether or not I’m in a piano bar within the West Village or at a honky-tonk in Texas I’m nonetheless that center schooler who knew they have been in the midst of (and in some methods not even on) the Kinsey Scale, I’m nonetheless a Muppet fan–even when none of my neighbors know who Eric Jacobson is and my Kermit Yahtzee head is hidden away in a cupboard.

There are myriad features of your id that you simply would possibly typically want to inform individuals, and that’s alright. Positive, typically you is perhaps carrying it fairly actually in your sleeve within the type of a t-shirt or pin, however different occasions this stuff could be revealed by means of significant discourse and connection. Hopefully as time goes on and folks proceed to be uncovered to the potpourri of variation that exist in all features of id, they’ll cease making so many assumptions and take the time to get to know who their fellow human beings are.

Click on right here to shut your eyes and guess what number of Kermits are on the Robust Pigs discussion board!

by Staci Rosen



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